just a fat babe celebrating her birthday with tons of love and whiskey.
just another fat babe frolicking on the beaches of santander, spain. excuse me while i continue to have the time of my life.
a size 20, summer wedding outfit.
i was going to invest in a full length mirror, but standing on the toilet is so much more glamorous. haha.
hai!
ashley marie, headed out to a work party in a pretty dress, size 20. sometimes i love summer.
we had a great night. and i am a bathroom supermodel.
auditioning for “stepford wives”.
…or heading out for a night of whiskey fueled debauchery. it really is hard to say.
a note to retailers:
it is crazy to me that these companies are missing this major trend in their sales, so allow me to point out the obvious.
take a look at your clearance racks. overflowing with extra smalls and smalls.
an occasional large or extra large hidden near the end.
hardly anyone is buying your tiny ass clothes!
come on guys, connect the dots here…
i know maybe one or two (or none) were wondering what i wore on my self date. basic dress. keepin it simple.
i’m ashley, i’m a size 20 and i can’t think of anything more glamorous than a mirror photosession on top of your toilet before heading out.
except maybe being called felicity shagwell later on in the night. : )
lookin good, mama.
(it’s funny cuz it’s me! haha )
oh yaa, he’s into it.
